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Claire is a trainee reporter, who moved to Walthamstow from the Grim North and joined the Waltham Forest Guardian in May 2008. She was a student at UCL and went home to train at the Press Association Training Centre in Newcastle, but felt London Calling and came back. This blog chronicles her trials and triumphs as a "newbie in the newsroom". She likes writing, arguing, politics, religion, weird music and Chinese food. She is uncomfortable writing about herself in the third person.
Apparently, we could be stacking our dead one on top of the other in a matter of decades.
It's that time of the week again - that time when any vague semblance of control over one's sanity goes right out the newsroom window.
As I'm going on holiday from tomorrow for the rest of the week and would, of course, never deprive the blogfan(s) of an entry, the usual weekly round-up of WFG frolics has been brought forward to today.
If there's one thing I've learned, after attending a private viewing of an art exhibition last night, it's that free champagne is a dangerous thing.
I've been out a-meeting and a-greeting in the last few days, which is unusual.
My colleagues have failed to learn that if they say something is "definitely not for the blog", I take that to mean "definitely for the blog".
If I listed all the snippets of conversation FCR (that's Fearless Chief Reporter, for those of you who have forgotten) and my other colleagues have told me are "not for the blog", I would probably have a fairly comprehensive indictment of the level of (in)sanity in this office.
It seems the borough's residents are destined to be buried under a mountain of uncollected rubbish, kicking and screaming beneath the cumulative filth - or something equally hyperbolic.
The title, if anyone is unsure, is a reference to the huge experiment going on underground on the Franco-Swiss border at this very moment, using the Large Hadron Collider, which may or may not cause a black hole that will swallow the earth. But on to less apocalyptic things.
The news week begins again and so far I've found myself thwarted at almost every turn.
Another young man has been stabbed to death in Walthamstow.
A fire, an assault, the closure of the Stow and an inquest - it's been a busy couple of days in Waltham Forest.
It seems the saga of credit card fraud in Chingford is going to be a long one.
This week has been a bit of a rollercoaster ride.
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